Or just doing her job?
This Press Photographer is all three of those things at once. She’s out to get some shots of the AFL Player and his Bride, because she is absolutely, continually, irrevocably besotted with the AFL Player.
She hopes to use these photos to bribe the AFL Player to be her husband, eventually.
We’re not sure how exactly she will manage that, but we are intrigued. Truly intrigued.