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We compared our male Figure Skater to Oetzi a while back when he was lonely on ice.
He tried mining for a while, which was tricky on skates, and it didn’t work out for him. He is now taking a plane to Sochi.
We’re not sure that will work out, either, because he’s still acting like Oetzi, and no one wants to see Oetzi dancing like a Disney character.
That’s not fun for the kids.