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Opinion: Why Oetzi Should Not Perform in Disney on Ice
We compared our male Figure Skater to Oetzi a while back when he was lonely on ice. He tried mining for a while, which was tricky on skates, and it didn’t work out for him. He is now taking a plane...
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Wind Walking, a Sought-After Skill in Hostage Negotiators
It just opens up so many possibilities for a guy like him. Due to all the cracking good work this Hostage Negotiator has done so far, the Senator has gifted him a wind walking lesson on a private...
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A New Train of Thought (New for Him, Erstwhile for Everyone Else)
This Train Driver suffered through a failed bout of wooing by the Hopeless Romantic, and has gone in search of new excitements, new adventures, and new lands. He’s heading off to the Sochi Olympics...
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Blogging Will Be an Olympic Sport in Perthville 2018
Social Commentators are rarely rewarded with an opportunity to compete at the Olympic level. This one is not in Sochi, but is down at Perthville lake, blogging about how disappointing the Aussie...
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105’s the no. that comes to my head when I think of all the times I’ve had a...
If this AFL Player has one more brain fade, do you know what that’ll be? That’ll be 106 for sure. He just revived the Security Guard, hoping against hope that the beaten-up Guard would be able to...
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Defence, Ra Ra Ra! Defence, Ra Ra Ra! Defence,..! we give up.
You could forgive a Basketball Prodigy for taking offence, couldn’t you? He hears the same words all night long. Why do basketball fans never say anything else apart from “Defence, Ra Ra Ra!”? (Do...
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Souls Lost and Found: But Who Will Pay the Reward?
What happens when kindred spirits meet? Ask Perthville’s Football Coach and AFL Player. Each says he was ‘lost’. This is not true in a geographic sense, but is true metaphorically and emotionally....
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Drill Biddy, the Dental Roller Derby Team
Yes, it’s an appropriately-named roller derby team for a Dentist. Perthville’s best Dentist has set up a roller derby venue in the abandoned building next to the power station. Her teammates are...
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No Gold Medal Will be Awarded for Hacking in Sochi
If only genius could be used for the good of mankind. Our brilliant Hacker had the smarts to reboot a plane to fly to Sochi and counterfeit a visa to Russia to legitimately enter the country (and...
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Vicarious and Voyeuristic
Or just doing her job? This Press Photographer is all three of those things at once. She’s out to get some shots of the AFL Player and his Bride, because she is absolutely, continually, irrevocably...
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